Fuck that Fucking piece of Fucking Shit!! Hey Dude, in ur face!!
Thursday, March 25, 2010
There's a girl. She's just plain irritating beyond words. She just tries too hard to please people. Try as she may, she can never prevail. She's sent to earth to piss the bliss outta you. And the greatest of insults hits you when she calls you stupid. And yea, she called me stupid. First ever to hit me with that remark. It's not only me who hates her. She's the definition of an irritant and everyone's awaiting on the opportunity to pounce on her mistakes to fuck her up. And she did something she terribly shouldn't have. Apart from calling me stupid, she actually copied the line I always use at work.
"I like the way you think."
I should have landed her a punch but sometimes, it's best not to react to inert substances. I am very particular about people imitating me. No one uses my lines. No one tries mimic Rina. Try, at your own risk. Meanwhile, this was the conversation that took place at home during lunch time today. The one where my dad had his hands together to produce the sound of approval. As usual, that irritating friend, asks me her 'intellectual' question, a daily routine for that sulking bitch of a bitch.
Her: Rina, I ask you an intellectual question.
Me: What the fuck is it this time bitch?
Her: Ok, you see right, 3 three birds are sitting in a tree. Then a hunter shoot down one. How many are you left with?
Me: 2 la cheebai.
Her: Wrong. I let you think again.
Me: *Knowing him and his dumb questions* Ok, 1?
Her: No! Wrong answer. You wanna know why not?
Me: Why?
Her: Actually technically right, you are right la. But logically, it's zero cause if you shoot one bird, the rest all will fly away what. Stupid la, I thought you so smart. Simple one also don't know.
*Everyone around me laughs*
(I admit defeat)
Dad: For once you made a lame joke that had a little bit of substance in it.
Her: *Looking at me and knowing she received a compliment from my dad* It's ok la. This one is a tricky one. I didn't expect you to get it right. Must think out of the box la. This question, I got it right the first time people asked me. BUT, I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
Me: *Pissed* One more fucking time you use my words, I will walk over and whip your ass. Try me.
Her: Relax la. This kinda thing also want to get so angry for what?
Me: Nevermind. You know, I don't have the habit of keeping. I give. Why not I ask you something?
Her: *With all those who laughed looking at me* Ask la.
Me: There are 3 women. One biting an Ice cream, one licking an Ice cream and one sucking an Ice cream. Which one of them are married?
Her: The one sucking?
Me: Nope. I let you think again.
Her: The one licking?
Me: Nope! Wrong answer. You wanna know who?
Her: Who?
Me: Technically, you are right. The one sucking on the Ice cream.But that's for ppl like u who love to suck cock(BJ) But logically, it's the one with the wedding ring on her finger. I thought you were so smart cause you fooled me but whatever the fuck happened to thinking out of the box? But you know what? I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!!
HA HA HA IN UR FACE BITCH!! I NVR ADMIT DEFEAT BITCH!
bid goodbye and fly away... 2:04 AM
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My name is Ryeana Jayaprakash but i am also known as Rina Jaya.
I am a fun person to be wth always one to think of others before putting myself first! A great friend all would love to have but dont get on my bad books! Nah.. you wun like it!
I am a preschool teacher and absolutely loving my job!
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