Dedicated to LAILI & SANIP!
Thursday, March 25, 2010
I jus woke up n was suddenly thinking abt random stuff n jokes!! Weird rite!! who thinks of stuff like these at 4am in the morning!! I DO... Anyway,Not everyone is computer literate. I definitely am not. Even this blog had to be done up by my Sayang Invalid! The only thing I can do well on the com is chat, play lan games, watch movies n of cos FACEBOOK.. That's it. Nothing else. I do sometimes know how to fix computers or computer viruses. So do not ask me again if I know this and that. Even my computer knowledge is way off. A friend of mine keeps asking me questions to which I don't have an answer for. And the answers I had, didn't really impress him. As illustrated. Let's come to the point. I don't know computer terms. The terms I know, however, do not coincide with computers. I have an encyclopedia of words which doesn't make sense to me. Like those stated below.
THE FIRST ONE DEDICATED TO LAILI & SANIP! (BET U WILL HAVE A GD LAUGH)
Word: Chip.
Meaning: Cookies. Only chocolate. Chocolate chip cookies rock!
Word: Microchip.
Meaning: That's what's left in the bag after you finish it.
Word: Web.
Meaning: What spiders make.
Word: Website.
Meaning: The location where the spider makes the web.
Word: Cursor.
Meaning: The Chinese bastard who keeps saying "Chow Chee Bai"
Word: Byte.
Meaning: What mosquitoes do.
Word: Bit.
Meaning: What mosquitoes did.
Word: Megabyte.
Meaning: What tekka mosquitoes do.
Word: Microsoft.
Meaning: A women's @%#$&!!!!!#$@#$#!!!!!
Word: File.
Meaning: What you use to cut metals. (think D&T)
Word: Server.
Meaning: The guy at the restaurant who fucks up your orders with someone elses. Rascal.
Word: Mouse.
Meaning: That hairy little thing the cat never stops bullying.
Word: Mouse Pad.
Meaning: Do you really want me to explain this?
Word: Window.
Meaning: What SOME people leap from after SNEAKING out to CLUB. *Coughs*
Word: Software.
Meaning: What women wear on their chest.
Word: Hardware.
Meaning: What's on their legs that comes up after trying to connect with the software.
(ahem)
I iam out of ideas. Spine is killing me. I'll go rest. Adios.
PS: Laili- chip chip he he
bid goodbye and fly away... 1:05 PM
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My name is Ryeana Jayaprakash but i am also known as Rina Jaya.
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