JOBS!!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Its 4am n i cant sleep.. infact i jus woke up n being the light sleeper i haave always been, i cant go back to my land of dreams! I was jus lookin at the Classified section for fun n tot of something funny looking at each advert! Wan me to elaborate..here goes..(PSST: Look below)
Whether u're Fresh out from the army or fresh out of school looking for a job. And trust me, it ain't that easy to find. Especially when u r trying to find a job that is flexible. What adds fuel to fire, is the fact that u r an indian or malay. I was looking through the papers today when I saw all kinds of job advertisements. Now, do you really think they mean what they say? I'll tell you what they really mean.
Keyword: Competitive salary.
What they mean: They remain competitive by paying you less than their competitor
Keyword: Join our fast-paced company.
What they mean: They have no time to train you.
Keyword: Casual Work Atmosphere
What they mean: They don't pay enough to expect that you dress up.
Keyword: Some over-time required.
What they mean: Some every nights and some every weekends.
Keyword: Duties will vary
What they mean: Anyone in the workplace can boss you around.
Keyword: Must have an eye for details.
What they mean: They have no quality assurance.
Keyword: Career minded.
What they mean: Female applicants must be childless. [And remain that way]
Keyword: Apply in person.
What they mean: If you're too old, fat or ugly, you'll be told that the position is filled.
Keyword: Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience.
What they mean: You'll need it to replace the other 3 people who just quit.
Keyword: Problem-solving skills a must.
What they mean: You're walking into a perpetual chaos.
Keyword: Requires team leadership skills.
What they mean: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager. [Without the pay and respect]
Keyword: Good communication skills
What they mean: Management communicates, you listen. And figure out what they want and do it.
Keyword: Good time management skills
What they mean:You'll be 3 months behind time when you start work.
Keyword: Bilinguals preferred.
What they mean:You must be a chinese person who speaks chinese. Doesn't matter if you're an indian who can speak chinese. You must be chinese
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U ARE BORED STIFF N CANT SLEEP N CAN ANALYSE AT A TIME LIKE THIS! Okay my brain are tired now, Nites!
bid goodbye and fly away... 1:48 PM
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: About the Girl :
My name is Ryeana Jayaprakash but i am also known as Rina Jaya.
I am a fun person to be wth always one to think of others before putting myself first! A great friend all would love to have but dont get on my bad books! Nah.. you wun like it!
I am a preschool teacher and absolutely loving my job!
Add me on msn if you wish to know me more, at shreena_jaya@hotmail.com,
if not msn, email me at shreena_jaya@yahoo.com.
Love to Chill out wif my F.R.I.E.N.D.S * Loves ChocA & ice CREAM* Loves Music * Loves Dancing*Loves ma enemies * Joker* Bubbly * Notti all the time* Crazy * Alluring * Angelic * Appealing * Beauteous * Graceful * Ideal * Lovely...awww...* Magnificent * Marvelous * Nice* Stunning * Sublime * Superb * Symmetrical * Stunning * Charming...wheeeee.. * Cute =p * Dazzling * Enticing * Exquisite * Fair * Fascinating * Refined * Resplendent * Splendid * Tantalizing * Teaser* Wonderful * Funky * straight forward
Thats about me...wanna know me more drop me an email.
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Cheerios,
Sharniya a.k.a Rina
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