The Pick Li(n)es
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Ever had a guy come up to you and go "Hey, how come you're the only one who seems to glow even in this thick haze?" or "Hey, I lost my handphone number, can I have yours?"
The still same lame, shame acclaimed, pick up lines. What the fuck are you trying to do?? Was that a pick up line or a throw up line? If you're a guy and you want a gal so badly, just go up to her and tell her "Hi, my name is George Bush s/o Obama, can I get to know you?" Problem solved! End of worry!
Women do NOT like pick up lines. But even if you still do use it on them, I present to you, pick up lines you should completely avoid using on a girl. So here we go, pick up lines that can earn men a slap if u said something like:
1. Excuse me, didn't I see you last week at a Communicable Disease Centre/Desker Road/Geylang?
2. Excuse me MRS, I'm a police officer, can I have your name and contact number?
3. WAAA! SO BIG AH? No no, I meant the design on your shirt.
4. Xiao jie, I want to be quarantined...with you.
5. Hello mary, wanna watch Da Vinchi Code?
6. Hey, never bring along your children?
7. Hey I got 7 A stars you know?
8. Hi, can I buy you a glass of Newater?
9. Hi. I think your C.B very nice. No no, I meant your character and beauty, not chee bai.
10. Hey, although your face looks electricuted, your body looks electrifying!
11. Hey, weren't you the one in Alpha Slimming Center/Funan Hair Care/IMH?
12. Hey gorgeous, Did it hurt when u fell from heaven? (Ravin's famous pick line) ha ha
And the last line which almost earned a friend a slap before:
13. Hi. Although I am single, I have a double bed. (This is for real)
Women dont like it when u beat around the bush. Just come staright to the point n we like it.
Come on.. So learn from the best aites.
Adios Ppl
bid goodbye and fly away... 1:30 AM
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: About the Girl :
My name is Ryeana Jayaprakash but i am also known as Rina Jaya.
I am a fun person to be wth always one to think of others before putting myself first! A great friend all would love to have but dont get on my bad books! Nah.. you wun like it!
I am a preschool teacher and absolutely loving my job!
Add me on msn if you wish to know me more, at shreena_jaya@hotmail.com,
if not msn, email me at shreena_jaya@yahoo.com.
Love to Chill out wif my F.R.I.E.N.D.S * Loves ChocA & ice CREAM* Loves Music * Loves Dancing*Loves ma enemies * Joker* Bubbly * Notti all the time* Crazy * Alluring * Angelic * Appealing * Beauteous * Graceful * Ideal * Lovely...awww...* Magnificent * Marvelous * Nice* Stunning * Sublime * Superb * Symmetrical * Stunning * Charming...wheeeee.. * Cute =p * Dazzling * Enticing * Exquisite * Fair * Fascinating * Refined * Resplendent * Splendid * Tantalizing * Teaser* Wonderful * Funky * straight forward
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Cheerios,
Sharniya a.k.a Rina
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