RESEARCH ON MEN!!
Saturday, March 27, 2010
It seems to me that i m using this blog to state my researches on rather then to write about my daily life! Haha.. So shoot me!! i cant help it.. Research also says boredom kills u too!(dun believe this k, i jus need an excuse)
As much as MEN have been getting to my nerves these past few days, i think i have figured out why men behave the way they do: of cos with the help of the internet and with my knowledge on men! LOLS..
I m called a sexist if i support womankind, so now i m gonna support MEN!! I M NOT A SEXIST!!
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You know, the gender war between men and women will NEVER end. It's just how nature is. I will never get along with any men. I just somehow get put off at some time. And so will they. It's just not me to click with a men. And they too, on the other hand, will never understand me. And I don't need them to actually. Sometimes, things are better left unsaid and untouched. But I will answer basic questions. The ever honest me.
Q: Why are men such jerks?
A: It's in the testosterone. Much similar to our PMS thingy. These men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a male is typically 10 years shorter? [And it's not just from all the bitching and nagging they have to endure] Hormones modify behaviour. They're just misunderstood.
Q: Why do men always have to ogle at other women?
A: Again, this is a testosterone thingy. Do you honestly think all that testosterone fell off from their bodies the moment men met their better halves? Besides, women do it as well. Women are just better at not getting caught. It's some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorise it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, they tend to stare longer and as much as they can to try and burn this into their memory.
Q: Why do men always touch themselves, especially in public?
A: They occasionally need to adjust their little friend and make him happy. It's much like adjusting our bra. Being in public just doesn't give them the excuse to not adjust him. It's uncomfortable you know?
Q: Why do men always say such stupid things?
A: They like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see us women get frustrated by a few simple [and well chosen] words.
Q: Why are men so uncommunicative?
A: So that women learn to shut that big fat mouth of ours too if we always get into trouble by opening it and saying the wrong stuff.
Q: Why do men have to act such retards?
A: Actually they don't have to. They do it because we enjoy it. N also becos they're great being Retards.
Q: Why can't men just share their feelings?
A: Do they look like women to you? Why is it so hard to understand that men and women are different? How are they supposed to share how they feel when they have no idea on how they feel? Unless they're talking about a brick landing on his head from the 30th storey, Seriously they have no idea how they feel.
Q: Why can't men just say "I love you"?
A: Men are taught from tender young age to be self sufficient. To say that they love us is equivilent to saying that they need us. Most men consider this a character fault. It's not easy to admit one's character fault, is it?
Q: Why do men say "I love you" when they barely love a women?
A: Haha! Aren't they supposed to be special? Some men consider this a special way of saying that you're special. And some think it's a sure fire way to get into your pants. [And quite surprisingly, it still works.Becos some women get stupid. Ho ho ho]
Q: Why doesn't a man sometimes answer a women?
A: They simply don't have the energy to answer every single one of our stupid questions. If they think they do not have the answer or that you will not like the answer, they will keep quiet and preserve the energy for other things.
Q: Why do men just fart out loud and not maintain it on the low?
A: Actually, I was doing up a post on farts. I will release it(the post not the fart) on a later date but the reason why they fart is to show that they're comfortable with us. Believe it or not, it's a sign of affection. [Besides, holding it back for hours causes stomach cramps]
Q: Why do men hate shopping?
A: This, I need to badly answer. It's an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. They just want to go out, kill it and bring it back. Who the hell wants to spend hours to look at things they don't intend to buy? Besides, Y do we have our female friends for?
So there...explanations for MEN!!... Its only excuses..muahahaha..
bid goodbye and fly away... 1:50 AM
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