Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Ravin thinks he can blog with better points n topics. So i challenged him to writing in my blog.
My challenge is to write about identifying Women.
HIs challenge is to write about "why its better to be a men?"
May the Best gender win!?
RINA:
Ways to identify a TYPICAL women:
1. When asked "Is something wrong?", reply 'no' then get pissed off when you are believed.
2. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties. Start dating him and then immediately expect him to stop this behavior..
3. Always take an hour longer than promised to meet up.
4. Camouflage 'very important' events in very unimportant terms so you can have something to be pissed about when your boyfriend declines. [For example: You say "It's no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to visit my parents with me if you're not busy this weekend." when you actually mean "It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me this weekend whether or not it is possible!"]
5. WHINE.
6. If WOMEN are trying to sleep, it's because WE're exhausted from our almost superhuman level of daily achievement. [When men sleep, it means u r lazy]
7. No matter what the activity, he doesn't do it as well as a past boyfriend.
8. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.
9. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.
10. COMPLAIN.
11. Hate any bar he likes.
12. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything. [Except when paying for meals, movies, concerts, beers, clothes etc.]
13. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him you're irregular from all the stress in your life.
14. Remember that ANY woman who so stares as much at your boyfriend must be labeled a SLUT and your network of friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quick as possible.
15. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing anything other than catering to your needs.
16. Break into tears for no apparent reason.
17. Ask for help in some endeavor then become livid when it is given.
18. Merge yourself into your boyfriend's group of friends. Break up with him then make sure you are present at every gathering for the next few months just to rub it in.
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21 Reasons To Hail A Male
It's about time I put forth to you why I,Ravineshashi is grateful being born a male rather than a female.
1. My last name stays put.
2. No one's gonna spike my drink and chocolates are just another shack
3. I can never be pregnant. [Phew]
4. I can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
5. Heck, I can wear NO T-shirt at all to a water park.
6. I can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 23 minutes.
7. I don't really have to worry if my underwear's showing whenever I squat.
8. Wedding dress- $5000. Tux rental- $100. [I m not planning on an Indian style wedding]
9. People never stare at my chest when I'm talking to them.
10. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle my feet.
11. One mood. [All the time](Rina knows wat mood i m in all the time)he he
12. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
13. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
14. My underwear is $8.95 for three.
15. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough for me.
16. I never have strap problems in public.
17. Everything on my face stays its original color.
18. I only have to shave my face and neck.
19. I can wear shorts no matter how ugly my legs look.
20. I have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
And lastly, my favourite and also the reason for this post.
21. The world is my urinal.
PLS VOTE WHO IS BETTER. Thank you for your support. n ADIOUS!!!