The new oxford
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Take note that apparently, oxford dictionary has mad some minor adjustments and these, will be the new meaning to words:
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he has the biggest piece.
Tears: [Women listen] The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: A book which people praise but nobody reads.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit down to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally fell into a river.
Optimist: A person who, while falling from Raffles hotel, says "See, I'm not dead yet!"
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest. Except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you're late and late when you're early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills.
Aitey, i had a good sleep last night that i m awke now!! Well gotta have to attend to work, n Laili, seeeee tis blog is not collecting dust!!!
bid goodbye and fly away... 8:09 PM
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My name is Ryeana Jayaprakash but i am also known as Rina Jaya.
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