Understanding ur mother!
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Women- the most difficult to understand of species. Their yes could mean a no. Their no could mean a yes. Goodness. Men ain't no astrologers to understand what we're thinking and our heart ain't no dictionary to flip open and read up on the meaning. My mum is a true women. And to help better improve your understanding about your mother, I am once again doing you a favour. After a long hard, not so satisfied, day at work, signs to tell that your mum ain't in the best of moods.
1) She begins to test if the pots and pans are still in good condition by slamming/throwing/knocking them all over.
2) Her Asam Pedas has no fish in it.
3) Her chicken curry has no chicken in it but instead more masala.
4) She begins to laugh at sad scenarios rather then the usual tear drops.
5) She starts asking you the same questions that have already been answered some 30 seconds ago.
6) She brings up matters that have been solved in 1989.(fyi: i was born in 1989)
7) She starts checking material quality by tearing the kitchen cloth/table cloth/tissue/newspaper.
8) She starts complaining on how the neighbour is this and that.
9) She starts calling all the relatives whose name you do not wanna hear.
10) She starts talking in a man's voice.
11) She starts tell you stories on how her mother actually told her not to marry your dad but still did.
12) She starts asking if you've done your homework.
13) She digs up matters about finance. (Finance which was once there but has been turned into past tense becoz of you.)
14) She questions you on where/when/why/how you went out last night.
15) She lists out names of all the male friends who've been calling you consistently.
My mum is a sweetheart, not complaining about her, all my friends love her. They think she is cool, i think she is too!! But she is my mum after all, n oh my, the temper tantrums dun stop u noe!.. It crazy, for instance my mum and dad left for london on a business trip, before she left, for 3 gd days, she nagged n nagged n nagged at me till my ears became sore. Now she is in London n still she sends me an email to nag at me, Rina this,Rina that..No parties at home, switch off the stove when u are not using it... Do this n that!! Boy oh boy, i wish i cld fast forward. ha ha N i sure hope i dun turn out like my mum in future!! Ppl, if u see ur mum behaving in the above stated manner... Jus walk rite up to her, give her a hug n a kiss n tell her "I LOVE YOU" \. iT works seriously!
Aites, adios ppl!!
bid goodbye and fly away... 3:03 AM
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