Sunday, May 16, 2010
Licence To Lie
Your best friend!
Wants to know: If she looks fat in her new dress
The dreaded truth is: She could probably star in the sequel to Shallow Hal.
The honourable lie is: "Of course not,you look fabulous!''
Your licence: Maybe it was the dressing room mirror,maybe it was the lighting,maybe it was a touch of madness,but whatever led to it,your bestfriend just spend an awful lot of money on something that she think makes her look pretty damn good,Telling her that it makes her look like boiled potato would be tantamount to telling her that she is wrong .
Your boyfriend
Wants to know: If you've ever cheated on him
The dreaded truth is: You had a passionate one night stand a couple of years ago on a trip @ Aussie.
The honourable lie is: "Of course not.''
Your licence: Chances are that few months ago,your relationship with your boyfriend was nowhere near as serious as it is now,What happened,happened because you were not yet completely committed to him.It is regrettable,but undersandable.Only you can judge whether your relationship is worth the guilt now,but if it is,the why let a good thing go to waste over something you know will never happen again?
Yourself
Wants to know: If you are an obsessive-compulsive
The dreaded truth is: That you are.
The honourable lie is: ''I am meticulous,thorought and precise.''
Your licence: Being obsessive-compulsive is not necessarily a bad thing.
A Child.
Wants to know: Why she shouldnt talk to strangers.
The dreaded thruth is: That she could wind up molested,raped and even dead.
The honourable lie is: "You are so cute that they might want to take you away and keep you for themselves!"
Your licence:A child's understanding of sex is practically non-existent,Little girls cannot gasp motivations behind the set let alone the motivations behind molestation or rape.There is no way you can paint a picture vivid enough for her to understand what rape is through words alone,so she might be inclinded to find out more about it from a stranger rather that avoid it althoughter-now,you wouldn't want that that on your conscience,would you?
Your Bestfriend's Boyfriend.
Wants to know: Why your bestfriend is not returning his calls.
The dreaded truth is: That he is soo yesterday,but your bestfriend can't fine the guts to tell him.
The honourable lie is: ''She's taking some time to think things over.I'll get her to call as soon as she can''
Your licence:Yes I know it would feel oh-so-satisfying to crush the creep's heart[and ego]to bits,but its NOT your place to do so.Break up via-best-friend is so tweens-big girls and boys do their own dumping,Just because your bestfriend cannot pluck up the courage to do so does not give you permission to.
So there u go; Whether u have a car Licence or Bike Licence, atleast u have a Licence to LIE!
ADIOUS