Thursday, May 13, 2010
Some words are overused and I can't stand them. If you read this, I ask you never to use the words/phrases I am about to describe ever again.
"Asl"
This is internet speak for "age/sex/location", if you somehow don't know this already. It's usually used by extremely lazy internet users, who can't even go "May I have your asl please?" or even "asl plz". No, they just demand it, saying "asl" or even "asl now". What makes it even more lazy is that it eliminates getting to know you. They're looking for a specific age, sex and location to talk to, after all. so when people ask me this, I just say "No." and then they respond "y?" and then I ignore them forever and ever.
"A.D.D.''
This stands for Attention Deficit Disorder. A ton of people claim to have ADD, and many have been diagnosed with ADD because the doctors are imbeciles. ADD is misdiagnosed 70% of the time, and people love it, because they can use it as an excuse for their dumbass behavior. By the way, if your kid has a short attention span, it's not because he has ADD, it's because he's frickin' KID. KIDS HAVE SHORT ATTENTION SPANS."
''I LOVE gay people.''
"Not so much a word, but more of a concept, which is to love gay people more than straight people just because of their sexuality. This is usually a concept that women latch onto. "I love gay men because I can go shopping with them and we can talk about girl stuff." Yeah, that's partially true. A vast majority of straight men are genital-minded pricks and woman are cut-throat selfish bitches. So the only alternative is to talk to a gay man. Not a lesbian. Nobody cares about lesbians anymore. No girls ever take lesbians shopping and no guys ever bring a lesbian out to the football field to play in the pouring rain, like they do on Gatoraid commericials or whatever. Lesbians get nothing. So, girls who openly favor gay men and think they're especially funny and hot, you suck.
"What are you wearing?"
Again, not a word. And actually, I don't even mind the phrase so much, but it's concept behind it that really irks me. When I'm watching the TV guide channel, sometimes I have to sit through 5 minutes of a panel of two women and a token gay guy discussing what celebrities wear at awards shows. They come up with the most stupid crappy opinions in the world. I wish 'they' would take the money used to produce this worthless show, and use it to send food to starving people, to orphans and widows, and to AIDS research, because if we keep giving the doctors more money, eventually, they'll be able to bribe God to stop giving people AIDS. That's how I think it works anyway.
"Intellect / Intelligent"
Here we go. These are words used by people who have slightly above-average intelligence and because of this, they suddenly become arrogant and snobby over the internet because they know I can't headbutt them in the face. Some of these people actually are 'intelligent' as they claim to be, but it's usually in a field like math or physics. So suddenly, they're an expert on everything from politics to poetry. To compensate for their lack of hard knowledge, they use as many long-winded words as possible and end all their responses with an insult, like "...and if you can't comprehend such simple linguistics, then your IQ is at point that indicates mental retardation." but if you continue to mess with them, then their fingers will get tired and they'll just say "...and you are idiotic and lack intelligence." then boost themselves up and say "I am quite intelligent." which is a stretch, I might add, because they're clearly not if they're using the same arguing tactics that every other self-loathing schmuck uses. So, don't ever say you have a higher intellect than me or are more intelligent. Don't say "smart" either, because that's too short. Instead, use 'perspicacious', which is what I always use, that is, if your intellectually intelligent brain can remember how to spell that word.
"IQ''
Oh, yeah.
'I hate people citing IQ scores too. I think IQ tests have little bearing on a person's actually level of intelligence. It's more of a logic-gauge than anything. I cannot imagine a more pointless arguing method. To say "I bet you have a low IQ" is like saying what everyone is thinking, which is "I bet I have no balls, because I can't dispute what you just said." Such people usually actually have their IQ scores with them on hand, and usually range from 140 - 160, which is actually pretty good, except that MY IQ score is 172. "n00b"Just a form of exclusion. Anyone considers themselves 'elite' and other people to be 'newbs' is a piece of trash.
"Ghosts"
I hate ghosts. They serve no purpose in this world or any other world except to shriek at night and hurl stuff across the room, and frankly, it's pissing me off. UFOs are much cooler than ghosts. One time, I saw a UFO benchpress 600 lbs. That's freaking awesome. A ghost can't benchpress anything, because they have no muscle mass. What a bunch of puke
Anyways....
Me : Boredom is killing me
Ravin : Okay lets play a game.
Me : What game?
Ravin: I'd say strip poker,But I don't have any cards.
Ravin your a dickhead,but you'll still be my pineappletart (=
Again,China never fails to amuse us with their lack of brain cells and absurdness,
Good for nothing yellow doosebags.
These crazy colorful dresses and clothes are made entirely out of condoms. Yes, I said condoms!
They are part of a runway show of the China Reproductive Health New Technologies and Products Expo.
The event was put on by China's largest condom manufacturer, Guilin Latex Factory's to raise AIDS/HIV awareness and promote the use of condoms.
Gosh China,Seriously ?
Moving on, So, in New Zealand the other day, a group of teenage girls had a little too much to drink.
In their inebriated state, they managed to convince one of their number that it would be a good decision to stand in the middle of a traffic island in the city center, and flash passing cars.
Which sounds to me like good, honest fun.
Well, apparently things got out of control.
The driver of one such vehicle, no doubt caught in the tractor beams of a pair of deliciously inviting breasts, managed to lose control of his vehicle and strike this poor bare-breasted woman as she attempted to make a run for it.
Thankfully, neither the breasts nor the young lady were hurt in the incident.
Although, adding insult to injury, the young woman was forced to pay a $198 dollar disorderly conduct ticket.
Boob flashing , sounds amusing to me.