Tuesday, June 15, 2010
My Admin asst just applied for one month leave..Apparently to settle some problems of her own. Well i let her have it. At first i was very pissed off, but then i cooled down. Was complaining to Theebhan today and we discussed a the office policies.. I thought it was hilarious. Here are the pointers!!
New Office Policy
Let your bosses know about the new office policies. Adios.
Revamped: NEW OFFICE POLICY
~Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better so that you may buy nicer clothes. And therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
~Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
~Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
~Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
~Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
~Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
Yours Sincerely,
The Management
Thank you.
Monday, June 14, 2010
One of my favourite songs!! BEWAFA BY IMRAN KHAN (Click on the link below)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyh7hk_YGNo&feature=related
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Work was alright today!!... Settling down in new office environment needs some getting used to.
After work, since it was one of my staff's birthday, we decided to head to Millenia Walk, and have dinner.
This was at one of my favourite restaurants.... its a german restaurant/bar... where the beer is malted darn well, and tasted like heaven... and the food is all just meat.. but the best and tasty!! Hahaha...
After dinner, Chemical X decided to meet me at Conrad International hotel. And i had to order Irish coffee(kalur
The week is coming to an end!! Another dreaded weekend.. and more work.. can i do it'??
YES I CAN!!
Saturday, June 5, 2010
First Show at the Zoo...The first session was a dry one. Out of the 400audiences we were expecting, we had only 30+ audience. Haiz. But the second show was AWESOME.Everyone liked it. My cousins and nieces,nephews came down to support me. It was so sweet of them...
I suddenly had lack of confidence, but you know, LAILI... YOU'RE RIGHT!! I did a great job, cos I M RINA!! Hahaha.. I was back and rocking the stage by the second show. THe response was 450+ audiences. No regrets!!! Two more sessions tomorrow...and i am already so tired... But i gotta keep going!! Over and out!!