MystiQal QueEn

21 Tequila Shots *yippie*

Monday, September 20, 2010

Dear Alcohol,

First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.

As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed.

However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions.

While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart,

I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences.

1. Phone Calls and text messages:

While I agree with you that communication is important,

I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's and curse them ?

Especially when I know, for a fact,

they DO NOT want to hear cursings from me during the day,

let alone all hours of the night.

2. Eating:

Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a burger and some stale chips,

(washed down with wine & topped off with a Kit Kat AFTER a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)?

I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness:

Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance,

I see NO need to hammer this issue home by causing me to fall down.

It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my

body mysteriously the next day are beyond me.

Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.

4. Furthermore:

The hangovers have GOT to stop!

This is getting ridiculous.

I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order.

But, the 3 p.m. hangover immobility is completely unacceptable my entire day is shot.

I ask that if the proper precautions are taken

(water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin)

prior to going to sleep/passing out

(face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn or wherever) .

The hangover should be minimal and in no way interfere with my daily activities.

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now and would like to ensure that we remain on good terms.

You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.

In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above and address them immediately.

And hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

Thank you,

Your Biggest Fan

Here are some stuff i found that fascinated me :

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. British Constitution

3. Passive-Aggressive Disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more beer for me.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4 Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

OMFG...I'm a GENIUS!!

Now get lost!!

bid goodbye and fly away... 8:30 AM

: About the Girl :

My name is Ryeana Jayaprakash but i am also known as Rina Jaya.
I am a fun person to be wth always one to think of others before putting myself first! A great friend all would love to have but dont get on my bad books! Nah.. you wun like it!
I am a preschool teacher and absolutely loving my job!
Add me on msn if you wish to know me more, at shreena_jaya@hotmail.com,
if not msn, email me at shreena_jaya@yahoo.com.

Love to Chill out wif my F.R.I.E.N.D.S * Loves ChocA & ice CREAM* Loves Music * Loves Dancing*Loves ma enemies * Joker* Bubbly * Notti all the time* Crazy * Alluring * Angelic * Appealing * Beauteous * Graceful * Ideal * Lovely...awww...* Magnificent * Marvelous * Nice* Stunning * Sublime * Superb * Symmetrical * Stunning * Charming...wheeeee.. * Cute =p * Dazzling * Enticing * Exquisite * Fair * Fascinating * Refined * Resplendent * Splendid * Tantalizing * Teaser* Wonderful * Funky * straight forward

Thats about me...wanna know me more drop me an email.
Thank you for viewing my profile. Take care and have a lovely day/night!

Cheerios,
Sharniya a.k.a Rina