Top No-No!! :P
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Some people are just so desperate for friendships,it's disgusting. So right,its finally the long awaited mid week and obviously Rina being Rina has thousand and one plans,and guess what, I'm down with a fucking bad tummyache and nauseous feeling.,Damn it, Why why why. Why must it be today!! Fuck Fuck Fuck,I'm home on a Wednesday night. Okay Enough Venting.
Sometimes when I'm standing at the checkout line at Watsons (which is always endless), I glance down at the items in my basket and wince. And not just because I've overspent my Watsons budget (which happens every time I go there!), but because in mere seconds I'm going to have to hoist that jumbo pack of Tampons out of my cart and onto the cashier. The cute guy in line behind me will soon know whether i prefer WIng-ed pads or rather Tampons.
Maybe we shouldn't be embarrassed to buy things like this - after all, it's things everyone needs, and it's not like we'll see the cashier or our fellow shoppers again. But I still get that twinge whenever i plop my stuff on the counter. Here are the top five things that are most embarrassing for us girls to purchase:
5. Pregnancy test
(Recently i had to buy a pregnancy test kit for a friend who suspected to be pregnant && the reaction i got was Priceless.)
You could be buying it for a friend, sure, but the cashier doesn't know that. The judgmental flash behind her eyes makes you feel like she's checking your left hand for a wedding ring. She's wondering, "Is she or isn't she?" and she knows you're about to go home and pee on a stick. And it doesn't feel good.
4. Laxatives/Immodium/Beano
Tummy troubles strike us all, but we'd prefer to suffer in private. However, the trip to pick up your anti-diarrhea meds definitely ranks high in public humiliation. This might not be the best time to simultaneously stock up on toilet paper.
3. Anything anti-fungal
Wart remover, athlete's foot spray, yeast infection medication: scooting any of these up to the register feels like waving a giant banner that says, "Don't even think about getting near me!" Advice: take your lice shampoo and hightail it back to the shower.
2. Tampons and the like
I know I'm not 13 anymore, and I should have gotten over the embarrassment I get when I plop a box of Kotex in front of the male checkout clerk. But something in me still shudders when the clerk grabs my jumbo pad pack and swipes it through the register. Just don't also buy a gallon of ice cream, Midol and a copy of "Why Men Like Bitches" and no one will be thinking too hard about your monthly friend.
And the number one most embarrassing product?
1. Condoms
I usually resent the statement, "Never send a woman to do a man's job," but in this case, ladies, let him bring these guys up to the register. Wtfh!! We're not the one's born with a PENIS.
Gggrrrr! :P
Okay now get lost!
bid goodbye and fly away... 8:08 AM
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