Saturday, September 25, 2010
In any case, i jsut dunno wats wrong with my parents these days. THey have been irritating me and suddenly restricting me from doing this and that. I no longer am a small child, i am an adult now, and i can make decisions of my own. I know for a fact that when i step out of my room now, there is gonna be a fight and hell is gonna break loose. I have been heeding their advice all these while, why cant they give in to me sometimes?? Why must they be so stubborn? Well, i've decided.. if they are gonna be stubborn, i will be stubborn too!! I am so not giving in.. Enough of playing nice any longer.
Now get lost!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Some people are just so desperate for friendships,it's disgusting. So right,its finally the long awaited mid week and obviously Rina being Rina has thousand and one plans,and guess what, I'm down with a fucking bad tummyache and nauseous feeling.,Damn it, Why why why. Why must it be today!! Fuck Fuck Fuck,I'm home on a Wednesday night. Okay Enough Venting.
Sometimes when I'm standing at the checkout line at Watsons (which is always endless), I glance down at the items in my basket and wince. And not just because I've overspent my Watsons budget (which happens every time I go there!), but because in mere seconds I'm going to have to hoist that jumbo pack of Tampons out of my cart and onto the cashier. The cute guy in line behind me will soon know whether i prefer WIng-ed pads or rather Tampons.
Maybe we shouldn't be embarrassed to buy things like this - after all, it's things everyone needs, and it's not like we'll see the cashier or our fellow shoppers again. But I still get that twinge whenever i plop my stuff on the counter. Here are the top five things that are most embarrassing for us girls to purchase:
5. Pregnancy test
(Recently i had to buy a pregnancy test kit for a friend who suspected to be pregnant && the reaction i got was Priceless.)
You could be buying it for a friend, sure, but the cashier doesn't know that. The judgmental flash behind her eyes makes you feel like she's checking your left hand for a wedding ring. She's wondering, "Is she or isn't she?" and she knows you're about to go home and pee on a stick. And it doesn't feel good.
4. Laxatives/Immodium/Beano
Tummy troubles strike us all, but we'd prefer to suffer in private. However, the trip to pick up your anti-diarrhea meds definitely ranks high in public humiliation. This might not be the best time to simultaneously stock up on toilet paper.
3. Anything anti-fungal
Wart remover, athlete's foot spray, yeast infection medication: scooting any of these up to the register feels like waving a giant banner that says, "Don't even think about getting near me!" Advice: take your lice shampoo and hightail it back to the shower.
2. Tampons and the like
I know I'm not 13 anymore, and I should have gotten over the embarrassment I get when I plop a box of Kotex in front of the male checkout clerk. But something in me still shudders when the clerk grabs my jumbo pad pack and swipes it through the register. Just don't also buy a gallon of ice cream, Midol and a copy of "Why Men Like Bitches" and no one will be thinking too hard about your monthly friend.
And the number one most embarrassing product?
1. Condoms
I usually resent the statement, "Never send a woman to do a man's job," but in this case, ladies, let him bring these guys up to the register. Wtfh!! We're not the one's born with a PENIS.
Gggrrrr! :P
Okay now get lost!
Monday, September 20, 2010
Dear Alcohol,
First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.
As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed.
However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions.
While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart,
I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences.
1. Phone Calls and text messages:
While I agree with you that communication is important,
I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's and curse them ?
Especially when I know, for a fact,
they DO NOT want to hear cursings from me during the day,
let alone all hours of the night.
2. Eating:
Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a burger and some stale chips,
(washed down with wine & topped off with a Kit Kat AFTER a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)?
I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.
3. Clumsiness:
Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance,
I see NO need to hammer this issue home by causing me to fall down.
It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my
body mysteriously the next day are beyond me.
Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.
4. Furthermore:
The hangovers have GOT to stop!
This is getting ridiculous.
I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order.
But, the 3 p.m. hangover immobility is completely unacceptable my entire day is shot.
I ask that if the proper precautions are taken
(water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin)
prior to going to sleep/passing out
(face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn or wherever) .
The hangover should be minimal and in no way interfere with my daily activities.
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now and would like to ensure that we remain on good terms.
You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above and address them immediately.
And hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
Thank you,
Your Biggest Fan
Here are some stuff i found that fascinated me :
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-Aggressive Disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4 Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
OMFG...I'm a GENIUS!!
Now get lost!!
Friday, September 17, 2010
There would be tons of interesting things about it.
- I can be treated like family in your home. In other words, I can watch television at your house, play darts, and eat your food without really having to talk to you, and it's totally cool. It's still considered bonding time.
- I don't have to attend years of college to get a degree. Once I'm an adult, I'm ready to pursue my career. I automatically know what my dream is the moment I approach adulthood, despite never really giving it thought.
- Delivered groceries. I don't have to go grocery shopping, thank you!
- I can call you twenty times in two days on the phone and we're suddenly best friends for life.
- Facepaint as an adult? It's fine. Do you want to dress like a hula girl, a pirate, or an astronaut without receiving weird looks? That's fine too.
- We have cars but no roadkill. There's also no speed limits.
- Burnt food still tastes good.
- Predictable weather. I can wear shorts and a tank top without really feeling cool or hot. In the same day, my friend can wear a heavy coat with sweat pants.
- My best friend is herself - an alien - and my enemy is a bloodsucker - a vampire. Nobody thinks anything of it.
- I can fight the Grim Reaper for life. Sure, it might be frightening, but I bet there'd be a few profressionals in this case. It could be a business.
- Selling cockroaches makes me money.
- I don't have laundry and wearing the same outfit everyday isn't gross at all. My clothes never get holes or shrink or anything.
- Music plays when I'm pregnant. Screw pregnancy tests. I can name my kid Sfgkjdfgkj or simply Kid One or Kid Two and it's fine.
- My hair and makeup stay perfect, even when I'm sleeping.
- I would get like $1,000 bonuses with each promotion and my living expenses are only a small fraction of that.
- You're not taller than me! All the girls and guys are the same height.
- Yeah, the bed's in the kitchen and the kitchen has a bowling alley in it. What of it?
- Private school doesn't cost money.
- I was friends with Johnny Depp in my teen years, despite our age gap, and Seth Rogen is my neighbor. If I don't want to be with you anymore, I simply don't call you or invite you over, and our relationship fades without the drama of breakups.
- I can take over the country and wear a kickass outfit and go to work in a limo and wreak havoc everywhere as a job without getting arrested. My best friend and family think nothing of me being a villain.
- Television has maybe three channels, but the channels are so high quality that I'm always having fun watching them. Same with video games. There's only one video game on my computer and gaming system, but they're so fun, I'm never bored with them.
- I can buy a fridge with food in it. The food never expires until it's sitting on the counter all day.
- Proposing to your girlfriend in a weedy garden near the trash in front of your house out of nowhere is still considered romantic if you're close enough.
- Despite never book shopping for cook books in my life, my bookshelf has everything you need to know in areas of cleaning, cooking, and mechanical business.
- Jumping on the sofa and juggling are great ways to spend your free time.
- I can strike a conversation up with anyone about anything and we'll end up friends. I don't have to worry about ending up in a creek dead somewhere.
- So, I finally became a master chef with my own television show, but I think tomorrow I'm going to reach the highest career achievement in the medical field. I just have to find the section in the newspaper for it.
- Despite socioeconomic status or gender, we have the same life span. I just get sick without developing diseases.
- I'm 80 with a perfect memory. I can do everything a young kid could.
- I age while my friends don't. It's kind of weird. I go to school with my childhood friends everyday, but I'm the one that gets older.
- Getting fat just means your fat. Pass me some oreos now, please.
- Sex is the new IN thing. Having some passionate sex time with your boyfriend does not bother anyone.
- No religion and politics. Somehow, things just come together
Just IMAGINE. I want a life like that. But well, lets settle down with what we have instead and live life to the fullest.
P.S: Roopan, i know you were expecting some hot steamy sex story. I've got one thing to tell you, this is MY BLOG... not a blue film advert!! Asshole!!
-AWESOME SHARNIYA
Hello!!! I am back alive! Hahaha.. been missing in action for awhile. Bz with work.
You know wat.. i had an interesting convo with my "bf". And maybe finally i understand wat love is?? :?
We attended a birthday party together and ssaw many couples with crazy characters. This was when my darling and I had a very interesting convo!!
HIm: I know its early to say, but i think u n i are suitable for each other huh??
Me: Mmmmm... yeah i guess so.
HIm: Do you love me??
Me: Hmmm.. actually i love you a lil bit, but am not crazy for you, to commit suicide for you.
HIm: ARE U ALWAYS LIKE THIS??
Me: What?? I am always awesome!!Yeap!! Why??
HIm: This is what i love you for, Your frankness,honesty and you being just you.
Me: Its good right baby.. Or are u indirectly complaining?? Hahaha okay anyways, why did you woo me in the first place?
HIm: Becos you're not perfect, you 're clumsy,Crazy slightly messy, you can be a perfectionist sometimes... You want the same things i do,Success!! You love everyone arnd you and give them all you have without asking anything for return. And importantly, you dun wan to publicise this relationship. I think you are perfect for me!
Me: Errrr.. okay! sounds awesome! *starts thinking of changing topic*
HIm: Do you know whats the definition of love??
Me: U know i dun believe in Love, I dun want the past to repeat itself, and moreover, nvr experienced true love. Why baby??
HIm: Let me explain...We're all weird and life's weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it LOVE.
Me: Did u just call me WEIRD???
HIm: *Looks up* God tell me why i love this Crazy Girl???
Moral of story is i dunno if i love him. But i have been dating him for a long long time and settling down in a relationship is the only option i have right now. BUT he is rite, why dun we all just settle down with what we have instead of asking and looking arnd for more n maybe impossible things. He is prolly reading this now, and smirking away. You're right Mr Weirdo! Maybe you n i are perfect for each other. But no rush.. I love how things are going as it is dear. Just Give me time. Muax & Love you! :0
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
My Admin asst just applied for one month leave..Apparently to settle some problems of her own. Well i let her have it. At first i was very pissed off, but then i cooled down. Was complaining to Theebhan today and we discussed a the office policies.. I thought it was hilarious. Here are the pointers!!
New Office Policy
Let your bosses know about the new office policies. Adios.
Revamped: NEW OFFICE POLICY
~Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better so that you may buy nicer clothes. And therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
~Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
~Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
~Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
~Bathroom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
~Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
Yours Sincerely,
The Management
Thank you.
Monday, June 14, 2010
One of my favourite songs!! BEWAFA BY IMRAN KHAN (Click on the link below)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyh7hk_YGNo&feature=related